I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
- do not comment on what I’m eating
- do not comment on how much i’m eating
- do not comment on how little i’m eating
- do not comment on how healthy it is
- do not comment on how unhealthy it is
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
oh yeah, can i haves beeves?